I have a thing for pizza. It’s up there on my favorite foods list with broccoli, spinach, bratwurst sausages (chicken not pork), and mashed potatoes. I’m also quite fond of chocolate. Now, I try to limit how often I eat either pizza or chocolate but when I want to be bad, I want to be BAD. I want to have both at once, feel my day of guilt for my badness and go on about life as usual.

That being said, I would like to know what the pizza delivery industry has against chocolate. There is obviously a vendetta, given the exclusion of one of the most coveted sweets from their dessert offerings. Fruits and sugars and cinnamon can be found in abundance but there is no chocolate to be had. Its not like there aren’t recipes incorporating chocolate and pizza. A search for chocolate and pizza returns 300 results.

Where is the rule that pizza delivery desserts may only include fruit topping, sugar, and/or cinnamon? Who decided this? I should hope that some enterprising world class pizza chain would buck the trend (I’m talking to you Papa John’s) and offer a chocolate based dessert.

Rant over.